Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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