I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
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Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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