Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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