My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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