I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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