Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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