Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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