I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I need water and some morals
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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