found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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