I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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