I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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