Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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