so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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