I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
