dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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