Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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