I don't think brook has ever known best
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Randomize
