Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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