I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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