He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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