so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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