I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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