just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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