did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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