I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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