Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
it's like heaven, but drunker
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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