You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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