I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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