My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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