How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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