I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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