3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Please don't give away my fajitas
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