I just made out with a guy for $7.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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