Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I am one with the molecules
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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