It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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