I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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