what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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