So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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