your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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