my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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