Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
