Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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