i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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