normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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