Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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