Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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