i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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