I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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