the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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