Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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