Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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