5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Randomize