may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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