Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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