Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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