Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
