Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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