as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
